Arabic Singer Guarded Safely from the Crowd

Mandira Bedi

Every Indian cricket fans know her as the star of the 2003 ICC cricket world cup. She did a coup of sort by daring to host world cup shows for Sony Max wearing invisible bra straps, wearing backless blouse, and not to speak of the tantalizing cleavage. Well she is back in the news again, not for the above reasons but because of a tattoo she wore which apparantly hurt sikh religious sediments. She had to apolozised to the sikh community. Leaving that aside, we would like to say 'Bravo Mandira!' for bringing glamour to the cricketing world. We the hurt fans of Indian cricket needs people like you to cheer us up from the gloom we are into right now.

MUNDIRA BEDI

M = Must you show off your total ignorance of this wonderful game..
A =Anyway you were never hired for your wisdom in your claim to fame
N =Nevertheless you do relieve us of our routime boredom
D =Delivering now and then your pearls of wisdom..
I =Ire you have inherited of all of us and many..
R =Rarely are you sensible and even then only funny…
A =All the world is curious about what you will be wearing…

B =Better not disappoint us – we will be staring…
E =Experts around you have been trying to talk cricket..
D =Doing their best –to concentrate on the fall of a wicket..
I =India has seen a sleeveless blouse- what next- a blouseless sleeve!!!